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urban dictionary 

The once revered dictionary-type service that at one point in time, gave useful and funny slang to use. Now, the place where stupid people add definitions about celebrities to rib them, and add definitions of their own names in which the definition is a giant compliment. When in real life, the person who added the definition sucks at life.
Man, I used to love urban dictionary; it's just stupid.

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Hey, let's get on urban diction- wait I forgot, all it is now is people's names and celebrities.
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urban dictionary 

where you go when your bored and want to learn a new word anything from perity to cockblocker

Urban Dictionary 

Apparently you're not the first person who searched "Urban Dictionary" on Urban Dictionary.com.
Tom: I must be the first smart kid searching urban dictionary on urban dictionary.com!

typing......

Tom: Damn!
Urban Dictionary by ForeignKidMark February 12, 2013

urban dictionary 

Simultaneously the most fucked up and awesome website in the world. Features thousands of definitions, commonly made by smart arses and 12 year olds.
Person 1: Mate, what does twat mean?
Person 2: I dunno, search it in urban dictionary.

Urban Dictionary 

The website you are looking at right now, dipshit.
"Hey did you see Aardvark Cum on Urban Dictionary? No? Well fuck you too."
Urban Dictionary by Deathrock9 December 30, 2014

Urban Dictionary 

This website that supplies all the words that aren't in the regular dictionary
I can't find the word ain't in the dictionary.
Did you try looking in the Urban Dictionary yet?
Urban Dictionary by JadaJ January 8, 2015

Urban Dictionary 

The website you are on right now that was once used to define slang but is now a site people go on to define sex positions that are impossible, disgusting, and never used.
I realized the real use for urban dictionary was to make fake sex positions once I saw the tumbling portablumpkin.