hairy twatter

an asian porno that seems to have some sort of plot.

guy1: i was watching hairy twatter.
guy2: good for you... jackass...

by Nickthehick September 10, 2006

Penis Taster

People who enjoy the sweet tang of having dick in their mouth.

Man, i love being a penis taster. Theirs so many FLAVORS!

by the one who stalks the shadows March 15, 2009

toastered

adj
1. The quality possessed by an object that has been toasted.
2. The state of being after toastering.

Cheech and Chong are always toastered!

by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

turd twister

A device used to twist your faeces into different shapes as it comes out of the anus.

John used his turd twister to create turd spaghetti!

by haze January 17, 2004

Fannie Toaster

A vibrator. As in being used to warm up a girls vagina for intercourse. Like a toaster warms up bread.

Here you go love. Get yourself warmed up with the fannie toaster while I go for a shit.

by TedZeppelin March 3, 2007

Wooden toaster

WTF IS A WOODEN TOATER

person: have you seen the new song from wooden toaster
person2: THE FUCK IS A WOODEN TOASTER
person: MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー PLAYS

by ANYHRTING BUT MY LIFE IS GOOD September 25, 2017

TB Twister

When you power up with a 2-hour Tom Brady-style workout and get yourself good and sweaty AND THEN stick your middle finger right the fuck into your swampy ass crack, popping the tip into the anus. The finger is then withdrawn and inhaled with all the pride of the Patriots 6 SuperBowl championships.

I stopped working out with Frank after I saw him crank off a TB twister in the locker room.

by Jaunty Diggles August 25, 2019