Turd on a white rag 

something that is not very appealing.

Elisabeth: Let's paint this room purple with yellow stripes!
Tom: That's going to look like a Turd on a White Rag!

Turd on a white rag by theoriginalnunya January 26, 2017

turd in the bath 

Commonly used strategy by ItzPaesha when one shits in bathtub and gets spooped by the poop.

"I just spooped by the turd in the bath" - ItzPaesha

turd in the bath by nootnootwearenumberone April 4, 2017

turd burglary 

One who burgles turds.

"Hey look Bob, there's a turd missing from your shit collection! Another TURD BURGLARY, another day!"

turd burglary by Cronic Christoph November 16, 2017

Turd Fart 

When a fart is pushed around a turd that has not been expelled yet. The odor is not that of a regular gas fart but of the skatole from the turd.

Boyd annoyed the people in the elevator with a turd fart.

Turd Fart by Ignatz TC October 26, 2020

Turd Peeking 

In a public restroom, when someone looks through the side of the door in order to find out whether there is someone dropping a turd or not.

The person inside the stall usually makes eye contact with the peeker and then everyone feels awkward.

guy 1 tries to open the door

guy 2 im in here!

guy 1 peeks through the side of the door to make sure there is really someone there.

guy 2 hey stop turd peeking

AWKWARD!!

Turd Peeking by UrbanDictionatian May 3, 2009

turd herd 

n. A collection of many smaller sized turds, generally resultant from drinking too many cheap beers, such that after a bowel movement, the bottom of the bowl resembles a still of bison moving across the plains.

Wow - I had way to many Golden Anniversary's last night. Right after breakfast I dropped quite a turd herd.

turd herd by Justice April 22, 2005

Turd buckets in flight 

When your turds hit the water at such a great speed that the shitty toilet water takes flight in buckets back at your ass cheeks.

Frank: How did your shit go?
Darryl: I had "Turd buckets in flight" again.
Frank: Damn, did you clean up?
Darryl: I air dried that shit
Frank: Good job fat ass.

Turd buckets in flight by Oldschool22 September 30, 2011