trumpet donkey

he or she who enjoys the sensation of male ejaculate stirking their facial features

I was just about to leave that shitty bar before I ran into a willing trumpet donkey

by fuckeye September 4, 2005

Trumpets

Trump + puppets = Trumpets

I.e. Trump Supporter.

Do Trumpets honestly expect that Mexico will pay for the wall?

by john the wanker January 26, 2017

Golden Trumpet

When a guy goes down on a girl and she queefs and pisses in his face.

It comes from the original term a "Trumpet", where the girl only queefs in the guys face.

Friend 1: "I heard that Jeff and Clara broke up last weekend."
Friend 2: Yeah, he broke up with her when she gave him a golden trumpet."

by jimmybuckets May 3, 2009

BROWN TRUMPET

Extended loud farting.

After an eclectic mix of burritos and sushi-Bill treated the passengers in his car to a most pungent and audible concert
featuring his BROWN TRUMPET.The window locks were applied.

by L.MARTIN January 29, 2006

Fuck Trumpet

A person who is not only a stupid, ignorant asshole, but who also shouts their small minded, and often dangerous rhetoric loudly and proudly.

"Only consort with people of your own colour, then you can be a completely racist, ignorant, bigoted, intolerant, sociopathic fuck trumpet just like me!!!"

by XenonSmash June 7, 2016

Down with the trumpets

Down with the trumpets is a song by Rizzle Kicks however the name came from a new way of saying getting high. Commonly used in London however is making its way to other areas in UK

Oi lets get down with the trumpets tonight

by donkey344 January 1, 2012

Trumpster

A Trumpster is an avid supporter and follower of Donald Trump. He is their light in the darkness. They do not functIon like your average run of the mill Republican, as they only quote Fox News in their daily debacles with every other political party when it is convenient and in favor of the almighty Trump.

Child 1: Did you hear Jimbob tell Juan "You don't belong here, and you should be punished for your parents' decision to come to America for a better life, Heil Trump."
Child 2: Yeah! He identifies as a Trumpster. Unique viewpoints they have

by Dr. Pepperoni October 12, 2015