theaker

theak (verb): to act as a goof; to demonstrate unworthiness as a human being

Dude, if you don't stop theaking, we're going to have to ask you to sit in a corner

by anonymous January 12, 2004

treacherous whore

A very bad, stupid, obnoxious, emo, whorish, selfish, smelly, gross, emo, lazy, slow, retarded, slutty pirate who can't sing, or dance, or cook, or work, or think, or do anything at all.

Stephanie, you are such a treacherous whore!

by owendav October 27, 2007

Teakettle

The act of covering the tip of your dick with your thumb to hold back a load of cum. Then releasing your thumb and spraying the face of your partner.

I hope she has tissues, cuz i'm gonna teakettle that bitch.

by Frozen Shoulder October 2, 2014

treadmill-running

1. To run upon a treadmill, (a gym machine for working-out).

Benefits to treadmill-running as opposed to taking a sidewalk: no traffic, no sidewalk problems, no beggars (or thieves, or gangs), easily-accessible pre-paid water, can listen to music loudly and not compromise personal safety, no jerks staring/commenting, don't have to wear any travel items, and best of all: NO WEATHER ISSUES!

Treadmills are especially beneficial to anybody "laying low".

2. The daily grind for a dress-suit corporate slave.

ie. My life... is treadmill-running... at the office... at my gym... in my personal life... and in my mind... This is the point where the movie begins.

by Ruzsa April 16, 2009

teakers

a slang term for breasts

check out the teakers on that one.

by urjealousofmywetsuit April 2, 2010

JOHN-LUKE TREADWAY

John-luke treadway Someone who has there dick in one hand and a drink in the other. And cant use ether right.

That guy is a john-luke treadway. And cant figure out how to pull a door.

by Your mammas keeper August 16, 2019

treal

Three times realer than real..

too treal to be real.
them boys treal..they aint bout that flossin.

by Bina April 25, 2005