tool

1. One who tries far too hard to be something they are not.

2. Anything manipulated by hand in order to do more work with less energy.

1. J.T. is such a tool. Look at that NC hat! Sideways?!

2. Go get me a wrench out of the tool box.

by Mulkern May 9, 2006

toolness

The quality of being a tool. A quantifiable measure of just how big a tool someone is.

His toolness was out the roof- especially because he is wearing that ridiculous borat like suit to the gym.

by _darb_ October 30, 2008

tool

A person who thinks they have lots of freinds, but really has very few and is being manipulated into doing things for his/her "friends".

Bob: wow he thinks hes popular but hes not
Jeff: I know! Whatta tool.

by BillyJeaaaan July 29, 2011

tool

someone who has irrevocably screwed up or been screwed over socially, who has no way of leaving their current social circle, and therefore must pay a social tax to have a social life. As long as you are willing to be everyone's bitch at one point or another, you're allowed to socialize without extensive ridicule. most tools are simply guys who fucked up really big or fucked up one time too many, so they do anything to cling to whatever social life they have left.

The guy is such a tool. Did you hear about what he did freshman year?

You need a ride? Give tool a call.
You need free booze? Give tool a call.
You need free bud? Give tool a call.

by toolchest8 January 12, 2010

tool

See Tool
Fake Unfunny loser who thinks hes a pimp because he gets owned by just about everyone.

That Wes Gates is such a tool!

by Thepeoplesvoice July 26, 2006

tool

Most commonly used on guys, this word can be used as an insult, and while it can be used in many ways and can mean many different things, it basically means stupid or loser.

1) Haha what a tool! He thought 2x3 was 5!
2) That guy could probably be sold at Home Depot, he's such a tool!
3) John, you tool, get back here!

by fgc January 30, 2008

tool

1.One who derives themselves on attention or an attention-grabber. 2.Somebody who is used for items of value in return for the thought of that person is somewhat cool. 3. used to fix and/or finish job or requirment.

Marcus Fancher is a giant tool.

by Amanda Indick March 21, 2008