Lizards tongue

When your semen flies out of your penis with such ferocity that it resembles a lizards tongue.

Joe: hey Pete, what's that in dirty Di's hair?
Pete: I've just taken her in cubicle 2 and fired my lizards tongue in her haircut.
Joe: Shockin
Pete: fuck off ya nondescript.
Joe: Alrighty.

by shockin burt June 12, 2018

tongue kink

You’re into tongues

“Ed Sheeran is down bad with the tongue kink”

by Big_johnshon January 7, 2022

Tongue of Ab

A weapon of mass pleasure capable of causing orgasam in seconds

The tongue of Ab is great in me

by kljkljlkkljl October 28, 2010

Pear Tongue

Kiwi portmanteau of Pete Tong and pear shaped - both meaning "wrong".

It's gone a bit pear tongue.

by Mac Hitchen January 8, 2021

tongue lashing

when in the throws of wild sex, one might use their tongue hurriedly to deliver pleasure to the other party.

I gave Gemmas quim a thorough tongue lashing last night and she really got off on it.

by snooter69 October 15, 2017

Tongue Twister

When a girl is slurping on your peen and tries to talk dirty into a tongue twister but actually twists her tongue around the peen. The head of the peen acts as a stopper and it gets stuck at that point and is unable to come untied.

At dinner she tied the cherry stem into a knot, but after dinner she did the opposite with my peen and got herself into a tongue twister.

by Dr. Papanak October 18, 2020

Cheesy Tongue

Someones tongue being caked with STD’s and STI’s from licking something covered with bacteria

“She licked the toilet seat!”
“Lmao she has a Cheesy Tongue”

by PP20 March 30, 2020