When a girl squats over a toilet to pee and ends up shitting all over the seat and falling forward hitting her head on the wall all while someone is watching.
by Eggroid October 21, 2019
Get the toasted owlmug. “That’s on toastcans luv”
“Let’s all be jem and use toast cans for spaghetti”
“Help i asked what toast cans were and they attacked my mentions”
“Let’s all be jem and use toast cans for spaghetti”
“Help i asked what toast cans were and they attacked my mentions”
by toastcan teacher January 15, 2020
Get the toast cansmug. A condition which results from drinking heavily before going out to a social event to "take the edge off" (prior to getting drunk)
by AnubisAscended July 2, 2009
Get the Pre-toastedmug. For halloween, me and my friend are going run-by toasting in town.
*throws toast at old man* *screams random jibberish and runs away leaving the old man and the wittnesses befuddled*
*throws toast at old man* *screams random jibberish and runs away leaving the old man and the wittnesses befuddled*
by "kilo" October 31, 2003
Get the Run-By toastingmug. by Miz4962 January 8, 2017
Get the Hopeful Toastmug. by mamalucky123 June 19, 2018
Get the ghetto toastmug. A trans-Atlantic derogative of indeterminate origin, generally used to berate someone who is deemed to be inferior. Usage is widely believed to date back to World War II, where it was a popular ethnophaulism among the American forces, used as a slang term for recently deceased members of the Axis Powers, particularly Japan.
"You've broken the chain on my favourite bicycle you toasted raccoon! I'm going to muck your face to shreds for this!"
"I shot down several Jappo's last night, most of them ejected but I'm pretty certain that at least one of them was toasted raccoon, his parachute didn't open, haha!"
"I shot down several Jappo's last night, most of them ejected but I'm pretty certain that at least one of them was toasted raccoon, his parachute didn't open, haha!"
by Minotawr October 13, 2011
Get the Toasted Raccoonmug.