thinking of you

what you text to the person who is the object of your masturbation fantasies as you are masturbating. Text usually sent first thing in the morning or last thing at night.

Hi Honey. "thinking of you " right now. wish you were here !

by broncula January 5, 2012

think nipple

The mouse button on your laptop between letters G, H and B.

My touchpad isn't working, I'll have to use the think nipple instead

by Auditor David February 28, 2008

Never Think

Song by Robert Pattinson in which he sings from the perspective of Edward Cullen. He sings about how he doesn't want Bella to become a vampire, but he loves her so much that he kinda does. Possibly one of the best songs ever. Except sometimes its hard to hear was Rob is trying to sing/say.

Edward: "Bella don't become a vampire."

Bella:"But I love you so much, I want to"

Edward: "Let me just sing my song 'Never Think' so you understand how I feel"

by Alitess December 9, 2008

I'll Think About It

The most rage inducing word your parents use when you ask for somthing you want but they don't care about so they put it off for later.

Kid - Hey dad can I go to Micheal's House

Dad - I'll think about it

*Crack*

Kid - Hey mom

by UnstoppableG05 May 26, 2018

can't think

uhhhhhhh....

I can't think of an example,... uhhhhhhh..... llama?

by DEADMAN#! October 8, 2020

Think Outside the Fox

The ability for a conservative right wing loony to actually listen to something besides Fox news and comprehend what they say.

Joe may be a dumb as a rock republican bigot but he does listen to other radio/tv news stations and can think outside the Fox.

by Cactus Head December 10, 2011

Thinkgasm

(noun) intense pleasure received after suddenly solving a difficult problem.

There are stages of acquiring thinkgasm:
1. Enthusiasm upon solving a problem

2. Being in "the zone" where you lost all your 5 senses and your mind is the only working

3. Aha moment where you finally solved a difficult problem and you have reached "Thinkgasm"

This is one of the gasmic senses, this -gasm came from thinking.

Intense pleasure from solving something after Leisurely thinking/analyzing one problem.

John is programming, he's suddenly lost his 5 senses and entered the zone..

John: *for each loop, polymorphism, object oriented programming*

Wayne: hey Dick, what is John doing? He's seems too focused on his work.

Dick: he's trying to achieve Thinkgasm, bro.

John: *suddenly shouts like he won a lottery * *solved a difficult problem*

Wayne: oh, he's just had "thinkgasm"

by blitzkrrieg August 22, 2017