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satanic titanic

The Satanic Titanic is a sex position where one couple is doing Sixty Nine and another Threesome is in top doing a Eiffel Tower
Person 1: “Dude did you hear what Kelso and Reanna got into last night?”

Person 2: “No! What happened

Person 1 “They were in a Satanic Titanic”
by lil Scrapper January 30, 2020
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titonsters

tits that are so big that their scary
Dude, RUN!!! That bitch gots some giant titonsters!
by twistedtank71 April 13, 2009
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Mongol Titan

A Mongolian entity that has a enormous size
(Records document a 1 mile tall Mongol Titan off the coast of southern Iceland) and in most cases is nearly impervious to all harm, except that of Physical Combat. Due to the Mongolian Aspect of it it already excels and is an expert at both Physically oriented and ranged combat. Although a Mongol Titan is Extremely powerful they tend to collect followers or pawns for their own use.
Some of these are, but not limited to:
Pimp(s)
Rabid and/or Feral animals
Clam Monsters
80s jacket weilders
and the dreaded DVD box with side latches

In addition to all this Mongol Titans also prefer to obtain rare or powerful weapons
of unimaginable strength. The most common of such is the Mountain Axe
"Damn, that chick has some sweet Cleavage!"
"Thats not a chick, thats a Mongol Titan!"
by TubaJon March 22, 2009
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Syncing slower than the titanic

Technology/computing-based pun: it took nearly 3 hours for the Titanic to sink on April 14th 1912 so the pun can be used when files take longer than expected to sync.

Sync is the homophone of sink.

Sync being the abbreviation for synchronization or the process of keeping dataset copies consistant between one another in a computer system/network.

Sink meaning for something to go below the surface of water.
Jacob: Wow it's taking 3 hours for my files to sync with the network when it should have only taken 1 hour!
Jillian: Well you can say it's syncing slower than the titanic.
Jacob: Ah nice computer geek pun there!
by awesomagic November 14, 2011
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Sink the Titanic

To piss the bed, making reference to the ill-fated ship.
You look like shit, what happened to you?

Every time I drink Tequilla, I come home and Sink the Titanic.

Dude, two words: rubber sheets.

Randall woke up in a pool of piss at the Bellagio after gambling all night and realized he had sunk the Titanic...so he left an extra $20 for the maid to change the sheets.
by B. Hanback January 26, 2008
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titan

The power of the Titan could not be out done.
by Keon July 18, 2004
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titan

Saturn's largest moon.
You: Did you see the titan-landing?
Friend: Indeed! Wish I was on that spacecraft =/
You: I dont think so, long trip :P + it is too small for a human and it froze after 2 hours on the ground. Sorry m8..
Friend: Never mind...
You: :P
by w00dy January 16, 2005
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