n. 1. a person who speaks so highly of himself that the audience becomes incredulous and hostile; 2. one who bloviates; 3. a pompous asshole constantly talking about how great he is
vt. to speak so highly of one's self that one's audience becomes incredulous and hostile
vt. to speak so highly of one's self that one's audience becomes incredulous and hostile
n. Bill O'Reilly is such a timbo.
vt. Careful not to timbo in your memoirs, George, you do want people to read it.
vt. Careful not to timbo in your memoirs, George, you do want people to read it.
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The pre-cautious warning to a man's hard-on when an ugly woman's appearance is too ugly to sustain a hard-on.
Ted: Uh Oh here comes FABIOLA!
( Fabiola arrives)
Fabiola: Hey guys!
ALL MEN in the room: TIMBER!!!!
( Fabiola arrives)
Fabiola: Hey guys!
ALL MEN in the room: TIMBER!!!!
by BONEHEADZ February 15, 2009
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Spit shine my baton; Drive my 1 Wood; suck on MY dick.
Speak into my microphone; swallow my sword.
Spit shine my baton; Drive my 1 Wood; suck on MY dick.
Speak into my microphone; swallow my sword.
OLD PIRATE ON SHIP: "Aargh. SHIVER ME TIMBER, matey!"
NEW PIRATE IN HOOD: "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, bizzle?!"
NEW PIRATE IN HOOD: "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, bizzle?!"
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Get the Timbaland mug.Let's see here....this guy has millions of dollars, 20 cars, 50 pairs of shoes, specialized clothing, a bigass house, endorsements from many corporations, his own restaurant, and (how many?) boats, yet I can't believe that, with all of his wealth, he couldn't even hold on to the nympho known as Britney Spears for more than 3 months. Obviously this is a sign that he is probably just overcompensating for something he lacks as a man (if we can call him a man at all).
Britney Spears: I'm leaving you, Justin. Your penis is simply too small.
Justin Timberlake: It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean.
Britney Spears: That's what six of my ex-boyfriends said.
Justin Timberlake: It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean.
Britney Spears: That's what six of my ex-boyfriends said.
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