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The pre-cautious warning to a man's hard-on when an ugly woman's appearance is too ugly to sustain a hard-on.
Ted: Uh Oh here comes FABIOLA!
( Fabiola arrives)
Fabiola: Hey guys!

ALL MEN in the room: TIMBER!!!!
by BONEHEADZ February 15, 2009

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