puddle tapping

The act of tiptoeing through wet areas.

Person A: I'm not walking in the backyard!
Person B: It rained last night! Deal with it!
Person A: If I must go outside right now, I will be puddle tapping!

by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019

Virtual Trapping

Anything “legally” done to obtain any such profit, gain, and or notoriety of any sort via online.

I sold out of T-shirts , feels good to know all of my Virtual Trapping is paying off!

by Virt January 6, 2021

Kitty Trapping

To baby trap one's significant other with a cat

I'm thinking about Kitty Trapping my current girlfriend

by MiggyRivs January 11, 2021

Pasty Tapping

To masturbate the female genitals.

There'll be lots of pasty tapping, when I go to my girlfriends tonight.

by paulie49 February 25, 2021

Self-Tapping Screw

When a Woman is giving you a Blowjob and demands you allow her to bend your cock, then stuff it into your ass, just as you are ejaculating, causing a pearl necklace to drip down your inner thighs.

My Girlfriend insisted that she be allowed to perform a “self-tapping screw” on me.

by Dick-balls MaGee March 20, 2021

Tennessee Tapping Bear

Mysterious bear, similar to a black bear, that sneaks up on unsuspecting children and taps their shoulder before quickly disappearing. Rumor has it that if there is nowhere for them to hide, they can vanish into thin air.

The Tennessee tapping bear tapped my shoulder.

by Trizzlegrizzle April 25, 2021

Taco Tapping

When a woman is over your face and lowers her outer labia onto/into your mouth.
The female equivalent of tea bagging.

"She saw that cute guy that was flirting with her earlier at the party sitting by himself. She was feeling bold. She walked over, lifted her skirt, grabbed him by the back of the head, straddled him, and gave him a taco tapping. Then walked away to see if he'd follow."

by thinkfuzzy January 17, 2022