A sexual act where a man ejaculates on his hands and then proceeds to choke his partner until they are unconscious.
"Did you hear about Greg?"
"Yeah, he was found unconscious in an alley with semen covering his neck. Victim of a cream turtleneck."
"Yeah, he was found unconscious in an alley with semen covering his neck. Victim of a cream turtleneck."
by Clust December 04, 2015
by Huevos Purgatory August 27, 2020
by wendallthepussyslayer February 28, 2016
Where two men dock and seal the docking with school PVC glue. Once foreskins are full of cum, a third person cracks open the docking letting the creamy goodness slop into their mouth.
by Loosebumhole January 10, 2021
To ejaculate inside somebody and then proceed to cannibalize them as if they were a homemade twinkie.
by Night Badger June 14, 2019
When you have a nasty case of cheesedick and you vigorously beat off and nut all over your bellend. You keep stroking the semi-flaccid penis creating a frothy, amalgam of semen and smegma.
I whipped up some serious cream cheez when I did a little tugger last night.
My knob was so nasty it made like an ounce of cream cheez when I beat one out.
My knob was so nasty it made like an ounce of cream cheez when I beat one out.
by Eaton Holgoode February 03, 2018