Where a very unnatractive emo male falls in love with a ramp tramp causing them to fall in love with them, then cheat on the bitch, because her best mate has six toes.
by Searlie September 2, 2009
Get the Lubing the picklemug. When a chick deepthroats too aggressively, and her gag reflex causes her to unexpectedly vomit on your cock.
"My date gave me a gastric lube job the other night, in the front seat of my car. It still fucking stinks so bad, I had to take the bus to work!"
by D. Gould May 1, 2006
Get the gastric lube jobmug. Briggsy: Why pay for vaseline when my beautiful face produces copious amounts of Briggsy's Special Lube free of charge?
by Colin Cummerbund October 18, 2006
Get the Briggsy's Special Lubemug. When multiple men share a sexual partner ( male or female) and take turns ejaculating into the partner to provide lube for the next man up.
Myself and a few of the boys picked up a cute dude near Wrigley Field and went back to his place, I went first and started the Chicago Lube Job so the other guys would have a more pleasant experience.
by Dirty Mikes Pirus September 20, 2020
Get the chicago lube jobmug. When someone uses a sticky or syrupy substance as lube, Example: Superglue, Maple Syrup, Sausage Grease, Elmer's Glue, Gorilla Glue, Spit, Cum, Tar, Smoothie, Pancake Batter, etc.
Amon Gus: Hey man, did you score last night or what?
DN: Nah man she had Jimmy Dean Lube, it got stuck.
DN: Nah man she had Jimmy Dean Lube, it got stuck.
by Arch Ytpetay May 5, 2021
Get the Jimmy dean lubemug. by Jose Chavez September 9, 2003
Get the Quaker Steak And Lubemug. Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, a situation in which nothing of value is currently transpiring.
by D. Gould January 25, 2006
Get the limp cock and no lubemug.