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Joaquin the Koala

Joaquin the Koala is a very famous-unknown character considered like a god for lots of people. Usually have a mother named Marcela and sleeps 22 hours a day; but when he´s not sleeping, he can be almost as great as ¨Chicharito¨.
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John: Hey! look at Bob, he has a big scare on his face.

Sam: Oh I see, maybe Joaquin the Koala kick him.

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Did you saw that amazing Koala, I bet his mother is called Marcela.
by Samuel Taco October 25, 2011
mugGet the Joaquin the Koalamug.

Koala

by Nameless*soul August 25, 2017
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Koalaing

The act if drinking sperm of a koala for medicinal purposes. It is thought to help with the prevention of diabetes
I had type A diabetes. i tried Koalaing and it really helped!!
by Koalaimg January 16, 2023
mugGet the Koalaingmug.

Koala

Someone is cute but stupid, or just stupid.
Justin is such a koala. (No offense to people who has this name)
by Winderfouls March 8, 2022
mugGet the Koalamug.
A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please
by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022
mugGet the michael (the koala from the bible)mug.

Koala

To wrap yourself in a ball to hide your boner. Very useful strategy in certain scenarios
Jake: how did you hide ur boner from Kim? She’s hot af
Thomas: dude I koalaed
by Frfx god ngl April 30, 2019
mugGet the Koalamug.

oily koala

one of my cousins wanted to be an oily koala but I tried discouraging her.
by Sexydimma January 6, 2015
mugGet the oily koalamug.

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