The Koala

When one partner is a lot taller then the other and they proceed to have sex standing up. The smaller person wrapping around the taller one like a koala holds on to a tree and thrusting up and down on the taller partner.
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Last night after they left the bar he took the Imp home and he performed the koala on him.
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by Handsome Solo June 27, 2013

Koala Vag

When a teacher or a milf spends way too much time at Cowlishaw and her twat ends up smelling like a nasty, wet, and poo ridden koala.

Clayton: Damn man, you seen that sexy milf jogging around cowlishaw? I'd fucking smash

Palmer nems: Stay away from that nasty cunt. She has koala vag

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 11, 2022

Koala Cafe

Koala Cafe is a restaurant with ugly ass 6 year olds with slow management

Koala Cafe is a racist place

by riahs3xual on tiktok July 7, 2022

koala flaps

a piece of Kangaroo meat cut into the shape of "piss flaps" and then tried to be fed to the naive English Pommy

"Here mate would you like to try some BBQ'd Koala flaps"

by Colonel-Briggs November 17, 2011

Koalaing

When you crawl and hold someone like a Koala bear hold a onto their mother

Stop koalaing on him when he is trying to drive through the mudpit.

by bcoxwell July 9, 2017

Koalaing

The act if drinking sperm of a koala for medicinal purposes. It is thought to help with the prevention of diabetes

I had type A diabetes. i tried Koalaing and it really helped!!

by Koalaimg January 16, 2023

Koalaing

When you hang onto the side of a gymbro or muscle mommy

This lady was ripped so I started koalaing while she ran

by DecepticonGang September 17, 2023