pull a gooch

To leave abruptly in seek of a fresh start. It can be through moving to a new town or blocking everyone on social media

‘oi, old jeff should pull a gooch and leave town!’

by therearenomorenames December 21, 2019

gooch goch

A verb, adjective and noun; gooch goch refers to an aggregate of possessions or activities taking place, replacing verbiage for a collective similarity.

Has no relation to definitions gooch or cooch but is audibly similar.

"Susan didn't text me back, she's being such a gooch goch."
"This is a huge gooch goch mess!"
"I am so fed up with all this gooch goch! Let's leave."
"What are you guys doing?" "We're gooch-goching"

by cheekywench June 5, 2017

Gooch Blaster

The act of apply excessive pressure to the area between an asshole and genitalia.

Ex) Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'll be too busy giving my girlfriend a gooch blaster.

by davrimeh October 8, 2018

Gooch push

When you are squeezing real hard to shit but still struggling, you can reach down and press firmly on the perineum (the space between the anus and balls/vagina) and it pushes out the stubborn shit.

Man, I’m squeezing so hard I’m getting a headache. Better just gooch push it instead.

by Crystallised skull September 2, 2022

gooch smacker

When a hips are motioned foward and back in a fast motion causing the scrotum to making clapping sounds on the stomach and googh area.

Zeke did the gooch smacker so hard he hurt his nuts.

by Brian May 13, 2005

Gooch Squish

When one's gooch becomes so cramped up that it must be readjusted by any means possible.

Hayden's Gooch Squish became unbearable and he yelped as the skin was readjusted.

by Big Grundy December 23, 2013

Gooch soup

the soup made by shaving the gooch of someone and boiling it down to a broth

Yo my nigga can I have some of your gooch soup it looks electric

by Berk_32: May 25, 2018