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fungus of the cungus

An "infection" caused when your cuts, scrapes, bruises, etc. is kissed by a person you don't want kissing it.
Jayma: Damn, I cut myself shaving my legs!
Michaela: Want me to kiss it and make it better?
Jayma: No! I'll get fungus of the cungus!
by jm6789 November 11, 2012
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funny dance on the floor

when your brother sees something really good or colorful
Dude: Ayo the lightning effects in this game are so good my brother's doing a funny dance on the floor
by hurbruh February 3, 2021
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Getting funk in the club

Josh Brinkman had Golden Coral for dinner, and later on that night, he was getting funk in the club at Mitty's.
by Zack Hutch March 23, 2007
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When you only hear something recently, but you think it's pretty funny so you include it.
Peace Out


1. Goodbye
2. (intransitive verb) to leave or retire
3. (transitive verb) to kill

Note: I only heard the third meaning recently, but I thought it was pretty funny so I've included it.

1. "Yeah, see you then, peace out."
2. "Yo I gotta peace out, I'm tired."
3. "I just peaced out that spider with my shoe."

by anonymous Oct 20, 2003
by lolcakes August 3, 2009
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funky with the monkey

Wild sex, crazy sex, or any sex that is just a bit more exciting than normal.
"Hey, you and Michelle hooking up on Saturday?"
"Hell yeah, and we're going to get funky with the monkey."
by chanito August 20, 2013
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Funky in the nuts

An insult used to describe someone who is a mixture of funky and crazy, or someone who is messed up in the head in a bizzare way
“Bro, Emily, you’re so funky in the nuts.”
by flyinghuskycat May 19, 2023
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funniest person in the world

"whos the funniest person in the world?"
"my dad"
"why?"
"he's the funniest person in the world"
by llunarr October 13, 2020
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