Teagued

The act of ejaculating in lieu of the imminent feeling of a bowel movement.

I was stuck in traffic and teagued my pants, but now i don’t have to take a crap.

by The_cooter November 26, 2021

e-tongue

The act of flirting over the internet. Usually via MMORPG games or chat using built in functions of the game called "emotes".

Mobyus was totally slipping Amep the e-tongue over there.

by Meppers November 6, 2007

rigamortis tongue

When one contracts his/her tongue muscle in a cylinderical and/or probe-like shape. This is typically prepartion to be used to penatrate the rectal wall.

Clay C: What did you do with Morgan's sister last night?
Clay K: I got all white trash on her, and gave her the rigamortis tongue before we got raw dog nasty!
(or)
I'm going to give Katie the ol' rigamortis tongue this weekend!

by cpatrickc November 13, 2010

Mexican Tongue Torch

The process of eating a large amount of extremely spicy food, then proceeding to lick your partner's rectum.

Partner No. 1 - *eats hot peppers and wasabi* *licks partner's ass*

Partner No. 2 - OW! HOLY SH**! What'd you do?!

Partner No. 1 - I just Mexican Tongue Torched you.

by GioSerg April 27, 2011

Tenure

Something college professors get when they are offered a life-time position at a college.

I have tenure so I can conduct my class however I want without worry of being fired

Man, once I get tenure I won't have to worry about being unemployed ever again.

by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004

tongue and clit

1. the act of touching ones tongue to another's clitoris
2. the act of eating out
3. when a lesbian licks another's vagina

Were you guys doing it tongue and clit?

by Cleet May 5, 2004

Sticking your tongue out and down

When a thot is trying to get dick they stick there tongue out and down To try to be sexy however they usually are not sexy and when they are really desprite they roll they're eyes back
The is only one word to describe them

THOTS.

That thots tongue almost fell out when she was sticking her tongue out wnd down
Sticking your tongue out and down

by Cringesause March 2, 2019