Tactical Beard

Facial hair expertly grown to aid soldiers in combat zones throughout the world.

"Dude I think something latched onto your face while you were in Afghanistan."
"No man, it's my tactical beard. I took out an entire armed enemy unit with this thing."

by DKAY April 10, 2013

Scare tactics

When a person threatens you into doing something or warning you if they mess with them what can happen to you. Sometimes indirectly.

1st person Can you pick up my shoes for me, 2nd person I see if I can . 1st person oh you can do that for me (said venom in the voice, like a crazy lady)? Being said in the sense of if you don't you will be sorry, later on. I don't like your attitude, wow scare tactics. So not cool. Whatever

by Intellectual247 May 11, 2014

9-11 Tactic

When a government or coporation knowingly allows a tragedy to happen so they can use it as a scare tactic to better control the people.

"They say that the bombing on a train was done by a religious group of extremists. The cops are gonna come down hard on them."
"Oh yeah? I think it's just another 9-11 tactic."

by Lucius Sergius Catilina March 2, 2010

Testiclacle

The sound that is made when your testicales hit your body.

I hate having a testiclacle when running.

by ToxicPrime February 16, 2014

Testicle Jockey

Taking one deep, so deep as it appears that person is a horse jockey on a pair of testicles. Typically is used to refer to a homo, a friend who is being a douche, or a slam piece.

Person1: "Fat Alex almost seems like a mezza fanook"
Person2: "No, Fat Alex is without a doubt a testicle jockey"

by Herby Vershmales December 2, 2010

tactical yampion

A tactical yampion is a head pedophile in a pedophile ring, while a yampion is just a foot solider in a pedophile ring.

Tactical Yampion are leaders of a pedophile ring.

by 01111010 01100101 01110010 011 December 29, 2019

testicle festival

1) a predominately male gathering, usually used when referring to a party or social gathering.
2) a situation where the ratio of pimps to hos is greater than 2 to 1
3) sausage fest

"Where were all the bitches last night?! Total testicle festival."

by squirrelspank June 8, 2003