Mike Tyson

A girl that bites durring the act of a blow job.

I like that girl jane.

No dude stay away from her, she is a mike tyson!

by HNGSOLO July 31, 2009

Sloppy Tyson

A brown smear that occurs as a result of a punch in the face after fist f-ing a guy or a girl.

Hey, that guy looks like he just got a sloppy tyson.

by Goat September 14, 2003

Dirty Tyson

While giving your girl by the ass bite her ear and spit it

Lisa: Hey Mary, whats up with your ear?
Mary: Oh! That bastard of Damian, he made me a Dirty Tyson

by Paiza September 26, 2006

Mike Tyson

Problably the scariest man on the planet.

James: I was in the same room as Mike Tyson!
Randy: Really? How was it?
James: Now I know how that kid felt when he fell in the gorilla cage.

by Tony two timez January 24, 2018

Chris Tyson

Chris Tyson is part of the Mr Beast gang and fell in love with karl instantly and also has an adorable child.

No one:
No one at all:
Chris Tyson: Moisturizer

by Araceli :) November 4, 2020

hybernating tyson

when you put a hamster up your ass and then sleep till 3 pm all week.

derek:why doesn't he ever get outta bed before 4pm?
bubba:kids pulling a hybernating tyson!
derek:thats fucked up who put the hamster in his ass?
bubba:fuck if i know he probably did it him self.

by sickfreak333 January 7, 2011

Mike Tyson

A black mongoloid, who will bite your ear off if he begins to lose. He also will not be kicked out of the tournament, or any others, for such a deed.

Mike Tyson says, "RARGH! ME MIKE TYSON! EAR GOOD!"

by Amerikaner August 27, 2006