A megachurch located in Northern California. Well-known for its Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry (BSSM) and its Christian music label. It is also well known for its multi-pastoral support of the Trump presidency (including prophecy that the impeachment would not be seen through) and a church leader speaking out publicly against masks. Also known for one of its worship leaders traveling the country during the COVID-19 pandemic hosting mass worship events. Also known for its Changed Ministry which claims to "resolve same-sex attraction" through encountering the love of Jesus. Also known for its public stance against the Equality Act.
"Oh Bethel Church? Yeah their Changed ministry really traumatized me as a gay person."
"Bethel Church used to be where I connected to God the most, but once I learned about their Changed movement & other stances on social justice & politics, it became too painful to even go anymore."
"Bethel Church used to be where I connected to God the most, but once I learned about their Changed movement & other stances on social justice & politics, it became too painful to even go anymore."
by GodIsLoveSoWhyAren'tYou October 29, 2021
Get the Bethel Churchmug. by Weeb Daddy September 19, 2018
Get the Church cockmug. Its a meme on youtube from Jan 22 2013 and say "I want a church girl that goes to church aNd ReAdS hEr bIbLe!" Or just a girl that goes to church
Dave:Hey did you see that one meme about a church girl? James:Yeah that was funny. Or, "Hey there goes a church girl".
by Jay_Theasurus May 15, 2022
Get the A church girlmug. An unwanted announcement that an audience feels obligated (or pressured) to stay to listen to at the end of a service or meeting, often provided with extraneous details and information or a request for the audience to take action to participate. At the end of a meeting, someone might mention, "I have a quick church announcement". This implies that the speaker recognizes the audience is ready to leave, but also takes advantage of the opportunity to promote an upcoming event, a request for volunteers, a request for funds, or anything else that they need from that audience that they recognize the audience may not want to hear, but may be guilted into obliging. The irony is, they are rarely "quick".
by CtownBishop July 6, 2022
Get the Church Announcementmug. When a large group of people are at the club, or a big party is poppin off and everyone has to leave for any reason.
by Karl Burnham January 11, 2008
Get the church on the movemug. The word Cunt is considered to be the worst insult in the English "language".
But that is all blasphemy. The Cunt church believes that everything came from the Cunt god and his 13 little Cunties.
Jesus came from a Cunt, Kitties come from a Cunt, Doggos come from a Cunt... everything good comes from a Cunt.
Everything bad doesn't come from a Cunt... Bad Doggos come from the male Cunt (A male Cunt is simply a penis), Hitler came from a male Cunt, Jews came from a male Cunt... That's why masturbation is a sin, when you masturbate you anger the male Cunt and the male Cunt gives birth to Hitler... The main holiday of the Cunt church is the No Nut November (The cleansing month). You can join the Cunt church and Participate in the No Nut November and follow the way of the cunt.
That's why the word Cunt is the word and the will of Cunt god.
-Cunt Church was created by our anonymous prophet O*****...
But that is all blasphemy. The Cunt church believes that everything came from the Cunt god and his 13 little Cunties.
Jesus came from a Cunt, Kitties come from a Cunt, Doggos come from a Cunt... everything good comes from a Cunt.
Everything bad doesn't come from a Cunt... Bad Doggos come from the male Cunt (A male Cunt is simply a penis), Hitler came from a male Cunt, Jews came from a male Cunt... That's why masturbation is a sin, when you masturbate you anger the male Cunt and the male Cunt gives birth to Hitler... The main holiday of the Cunt church is the No Nut November (The cleansing month). You can join the Cunt church and Participate in the No Nut November and follow the way of the cunt.
That's why the word Cunt is the word and the will of Cunt god.
-Cunt Church was created by our anonymous prophet O*****...
by O***** November 14, 2017
Get the Cunt Churchmug. Where one or more people cut photos of naked women out of a playboy magazine and glue them to the door and/or walls ect. of a church. They do this in protest that sex is not a sin or dirty as most churches would have us believe. It is done by people in the porn scene movement,neohippie movement and porn hippie movementand underaged sex movement ect.
by Deep blue 2012 May 25, 2010
Get the Playboy a churchmug.