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Con-fuck-tion

Con-fuck-tion That is the worst confucktion I have ever heard.
by Babygirlchelle79 December 7, 2018
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Urban Dick tionary

cambridge...? oxford...? go away, urban dick tionary provides the best definition ever.
by Bevis wong. April 25, 2019
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Urban (Dick)tionary

A dictionary with a bunch of freaking stupid words and defination, which is something I'm using
You fucking urban (dick)tionary.
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Urban Dick-tioner

A person, usually under the age of 18, who tries to use the notorious website "urbandictionary.com" to write made-up words, names of people that they personally know, names of controversial celebrities, or other such trivial things, attempting to then create and invent silly, more often than not offensive, and edgy definitions in order to result funny, or maybe even to "post a screenshot for the boys" if they do happen to succeed in the ordeal. Unfortunately, though, Urban Dick-tioners, due to their immaturity, lack of proper grammar and cringy sense of humor, usually end up creating unfunny and tasteless jokes that do not possess the same quirkyness that can be found in proper memed words on "urbandictionary.com". As a result of this whole debacle, their monstrous creations rarely get voted to be added and actually end up on the site.
"Josh is such an Urban Dick-tioner, he keeps posting Jake Paul words circle-jerking the fact that he is bad like anyone doesn't already know, or that Fortnite sucks. It's no wonder that he spends his days on Reddit (Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100) and still has no girlfriend or stable income."
by YouHateToSeeIt June 24, 2020
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urban dick-tionary

An urban dick-tionary is when you go to the urban dictionary but then go onto a porn site for dictionary's.
I was horrified when I tried to go to the urban dictionary but went to the urban dick-tionary and saw two books flipping each others pages.
by anonymous June 2, 2021
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E•MO•TION

That Carly Rae Jepsen album that got robbed of a 2015 AOTY nomination and quietly flopped even though it's better than most pop albums and it aged like red wine.
Sara: You heard that Taylor Swift 1989 album?

Alfred: Yuh, but I like E•MO•TION more since it sounds better.

Sara: You're fucking gay, aren't you?

Alfred: And nobody should give a shit.

Sara: Oh I'm sorry, but is it actually that great?

Alfred: yep, being gay and a Carly Rae Jepsen fan is great!

Sara: Oooh, that's hot.

Alfred: Yuh?
by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021
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re-fak-tionship

When an unsuspecting person believes they are in a monogamous relationship with someone, but the other party was lying, cheating and stringing them along the entire time, while they were just pretending they were committed to a future together, thus making the entire thing a one sided fantasy. It was never a real relationship.
I should have ended that re-fak-tionship with that lying bastard a long time ago.
by Foot in the fire October 13, 2022
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