Yo wa guan piff ting

yo wagwan piff ting

The phrase 'Yo wa guan piff ting', is the mating call of roadmen, which are native to the UK.

This phrase is used to get the attention, mainly of basic white girls with a Starbucks Coffee in one hand and an iPhone 7 in the other.

For reasons yet unknown to science, the rejection rate of roadmen who use this phrase is astronomically high. Despite the high rejection rate, a number of roadmen are baby fathers by the age of 16. Rest assured that roadmen will live on.

When broken down, the phrase can be translated into normal English.

Yo - A common phrase to get attention.
Wa guan - A bastardised patwan phrase, used to ask what's up or what's going.
Piff - Superior to average.
Ting - An object.

Roadman - Yo wa guan piff ting, can man snap you like?

A girl with common sense - Wasteman.

by Mannyonthemap0161 December 13, 2017

Bit of a ting

Phrase used to define when something mad or good happens

Yo JPT that chicken sandwich is a bit of a ting

by Bazdogmcbarry July 17, 2018

Dutty Pum'ting

A Teenage Girl that Normally has a saggy ass ,

A Dirty Pum; Battycrease Sket that cant find

There Own Man So They Bumpa Pon Sum Otha

Gyals.

These Dutty Pum'tings Normally Get Slapped Up
On Road By Rudegirls.
+& people refer this to pulling a judith.

rudegirl 1: Oi, I fink that gash is moving to your boy,
rudegirl 2:Oh skeenshe betta Not bee Otherwise shes gettting slapped up like crazy.
rudegirl 1: yea wot a dutty pum'ting man, look at her saggy ass flabbing over her shorts.

by CARAMEL'wonder June 9, 2009

ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong

A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.

every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!

by Litchildoftdacornthateatschees April 21, 2017

Big Man Ting

Big man ting - Is a term that is used by young people in prison and on the streets in London. It generally means, "Swear down." Or in true English, honestly or in all seriousness.

Person A: I'm gonna get a Honda Civic Type R with my drug money Big man Ting.

Person B: Nice blud.

by Ya Get Me January 20, 2011

Peng ting

Someone who looks mighty fine. Absolute perfection, one may say.

peng ting Sandra in my Range Rover

by Peng_pan_ting December 6, 2018

Dead ting

A girl or a boy whom does not look very good or in other words is clapped

E.g john " they girl was trying link me yesterday " Jake" guy , she's a proper dead ting don't shift her yeah" "alright calm"

by Rudeboy mc June 13, 2018