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the lights are on, but there's nobody home

Someone who is mentally vacant. "Fit in body but sick in mind" as one may have said in an ancient Catholic will.
Q:Why does she just sit in that rocking chair all day?


A:The lights are on, but there's nobody home.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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Is there parking in the rear?

A pickup line referring to a desire to perform anal sex on another
Nathan: (Walking up to a lady) Is there Parking in the Rear?
Hot Lady: Why, yes there is!
by Merriweather Liver January 2, 2010
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noped out of there

Left the premises in a hurry.
The guy threw off all kinds of domestic violence warning signs and I noped out of there fast.
by Bitsy88 September 3, 2016
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that right there

A 200ml bottle of Hennessey
by kraka January 17, 2005
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Theresa

A loving fun girl who often ends up asleep at 12 pm and will party when she wants don’t mess with her she will pounce
Oh look it’s that nap loving girl

Theresa no way she’s to hot
by Budtherud September 12, 2019
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cat thermometer

When you can look at your house cat and can tell what the temperature is by their body position.

1. Curled up in a ball = 60 degrees
2. kitty loaf style = 65-70 degrees
3. On side with legs out = 70-80 degrees
4. Layed out on side with body and legs stretched way out = 80-90 degrees
"Must be freezing in here, your cat thermometer is all balled up with its head tucked in"
by Chris B dot December 24, 2008
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hows the weather down there

A dick thing to say to someone short.
person 1: Hows the weather down there
person 2: Fuck off
by K00L KID 101 March 23, 2017
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