When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.
Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.
Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.
Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.
by Dictocracker April 05, 2018
by DaveH06 May 23, 2020
Malvern, Iowa a shitty small town full of incest families. Where STDs are spread through the air. Where their educating is fake news. And where the drama is always poppin. This town is filled with drug addicts and farmers. They might be putting the food on the table but it’s Guaranteed laced with something. The town where people get hit by trains and where the fair ground is the best place to get fucked! They also have the most expensive food because they are some good town. So go on ahead. Go stop at Malvern,Iowa.
by GwoodInTheHouse! April 14, 2018
During sex, one partner uses a belt, strap, bungee ect. to fling corn filled fecies at the other partner.
by SK61688 October 23, 2008
by YungButtpiss October 31, 2023
by YungButtpiss October 31, 2023
It’s a small town in the middle of nowhere Iowa, and is relatively close to both Spencer and Fort Dodge Iowa. Not much else to say. Kinda boring ngl
by Anonymous#28_4 June 26, 2023