Tactical binge

A strategic, but often accidental, mass consumption of a particular vice (eg. alcohol, tobacco or illicit substances). The purpose of this mass consumption is to induce an extreme negative reaction (often including a non-tactical chunder) thereby reminding oneself to avoid this vice in the short to medium term. The effects of a tactical binge wear thin with the passage of time.
Chris thought Jessica simply over-indulged in a dozen aperol spritzes one Friday in January, but it was really a genius tactical binge to help her get through FebFast.
by FuzzyFruit January 10, 2021
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Tactical Banana

An unofficial term used by military personal when they want soldiers to gather around and a half circle like form to give instruction.
by TheGingerPhill September 08, 2019
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tactical crap

when you shit to confuse your attack
person A. i won via a tactical crap

person B: good
by chris_luva February 03, 2022
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Tactical Teabag

To defile property with a scrotum when nobody is around.
Buddy was using Guys coffee cup at work and not washing it when he was done. Guy throughly placed his pouch all over the cup and waited. Buddy had another coffee with the defiled mug as Guy smiled at the success of Operation Tactical Teabag.
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Tactical Absence

The act of purposely not attending school and studying at home for the better of your grade.
Jimmy used a tactical absence because of his physics test today.
by Nikegunner77 March 25, 2015
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Tactical Booty

An ass so bootylicious it can still be seen through Army Combat Uniform (or other similarly baggy/unflattering garments)
It doesn't matter that it's ACU Wednesay--I can still tell she has that tactical booty
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tactical chunks

to make oneself sick in an attempt to ward off genuine and/or further sickness. usually relating to a bad hangover but equally applicable to any nauseating situation.
my hangover started to kick in about noon, i went for tactical chunks and felt alot better.
by arturo swift May 13, 2011
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