69er shits

The 69er shits, is a six second shit and 9 minutes to wipe cause your asshole keeps puckering up.

I was out drinking all night, and now I have the 69er shits

by NDR Lundgrin December 25, 2007

taco shits

to take an explosive shit all over your bathroom walls courtesy of taco bell.

keli had a wicked case of the taco shits!

by Luis Perez October 11, 2004

shits and gigs

when you do something stupid for fun

e.g. banging a girl then ghosting once she’s pregnant

josh: ‘hey let’s eat horse shit’
tyler: ‘for the shits and gigs of course’

by gabe itch69 October 18, 2019

shitskin

someone other than whites.

That country is full of shitskins.

by Evil name caller October 16, 2005

Shitscuits

(n) Shit-skits: Extremely lumpy and brown biscuits. Usually produced by the ass, and consumed by many Mexicans. Usually broiled with a light buttery sauce, and served with a low-fat strawberry jam.

P1: "Man, I've been having a bad day today. It's worse than a mexican "shitscuits" fiesta."

P2: "I was in the war! You've never had a bad day! One time I had to shit, while running... with a grenade in my hand. Bad day my ass!"

by chevelleROCKER18 July 26, 2009

shits gone strange

when everything in ones life is changing. first used by antioch norteno rapper ryan "woodie" wood.

im moving outa the bay and im pregnant..nigga shits gone strange.

by gOO$ebump January 7, 2010

Razzle Shits

The diarrhea one gets after consuming excess amounts of undigestable dyes from brightly colored fruit candies or snacks. Also known as Rainbow Shits, Painters Pallet, The Artist's Turd, Malgum's Brush, and Dandy Petals.

Tad Prepington was suffering from the worst case of razzle shits, after eating three bags of skittles.

by MissBloodySunshine September 19, 2009