Smiley

a burn from a bic lighter, done by heating the lighter for a few minutes then pressing on skin. Hurts a bit but will last for ages.

"I gave him the hellest smiley when we were pissed, that'll scar him for life!"

by Nibblez August 24, 2007

chelsea smile

To slice the mouth on either side then kneeing the victim in the groin causing the mouth to tear. Popular in British prison.

I'm gonna give that nonce a chelsea smile.

by pippa from home and away April 18, 2003

Smile Dog

In old urban legend that shows a photo of a dog with creepy human teeth that is smiling. Urban legend is that if you don’t share that photo with around 10 people you will die. One of the most famous quotes is “spread the word”

person 1: omg someone sent me the smile dog picture
Person 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10:* blocks person 1*

by Persais101 November 9, 2019

the nothing smile

When someone asks what's wrong and you say nothing.

Then you smile to reassure them.

It means that there is something, but it has nothing to do with them and it's not their fault.

"Hey, are you ok? what's wrong?"

"Nothing, i'm fine"
*fake or small smile*

aka 'the nothing smile'

by herIRL February 21, 2009

Dancers always smile

An extremely common phrase whereabouts dancers, needing to look happy and enlightened, always smile while dancing for an audience.

Some disagree with the popularity of this phrase, these people are known technically as 'slappers'. Most people feel a deep level of sympathy for these hideously ugly 'slappers', for they emit such a level of stupidity that even a slug is more intelligent and infinitely more beautiful.

Timmy "What do dancers always do?"
Dancing teacher "Dancers always smile Timmy, come on you know that. Everyone does!"

Slapper "Dancers always smile isnt a common phrase!"
Everyone else in the world "Yes it is you disgusting filth-bag"

by cs00023 January 18, 2011

With a Smile

The realization that you are still here and nothing appears to go as planned. In an attempt to powerhouse through your depression and anger towards whatever, you let out a sigh that sounds like it is dying but with that smile everyone knows its fake.

After returning from his engineering class, Mark was asked how his day was going. He replied "Its seems that everyday they are bending me over and I the only thing I can do is sit there with a smile."

by Daddy Looken Fresh December 3, 2021

skinhead smile

A nasty laceration given by skinheads or maybe received by the same; It may also be a seriously nasty laceration of the throat, given or received by a skinhead.

A gang of racist Skinheads jumped BA Barabbas and gave him Skinhead Smile he is not expected to recover from.

by J. Michael Reiter November 5, 2004