Stetson

Like a butt dial, but instead of placing a call, the act of sitting on your phone causes you to change your relationship status on Facebook.

Oh shit dawg! The chick I'm nailing thinks we exclusive now. We're a couple on Facebook, but I never clicked nothin! I must have pulled a Stetson when I climbed in my 91 Acura.

by Def my real name January 31, 2023

statstrology

The practice of looking at data and drawing whatever conclusion you want from it, similar to astrology

"Hey, did you know that according to this study intelligent people tend to be more depressed?"
"That's just statstrology."

by 93678983453gh May 18, 2023

studshoy

An ultimate casanova, he's handsome, he's smart, he's cool.

Oh look it's studshoy !

by studshoy August 25, 2023

sluts 4 Guinness

The 5 best friends.
Ones small
Ones a steroid user
Ones skinny

Twos fat
There all drug addicts or have been.
4 of them always drinks Guinness but only one doesn’t, also the gay one that drinks cider.

Yo man!!, 5 friends!, you know what that means!, we’re the sluts 4 Guinness

by Sluts for Guinness October 18, 2023

Vagina Stats

The current level of dilation a vagina is at any given time during labor.

Man, I wish she would stop posting her "vagina stats" on Facebook, every 5 minutes!

by ZekeO August 20, 2012

rugby studs

Large long nipples, typically those that protrude through clothing.

Look at those rugby studs you could take your eye out on one of those...

Look at the rugby studs on those baps

by baabaam May 14, 2022

Pumpkin Sluts

1) White Women who wait all year for September to roll around so they can dress up like Hans Solo dragging their ADHD ridden kids named Kyle and Madison to Apple Orchids and Pumpkin Farms taking 500 photos for instagram while having to be seen drinking some kind of PUMPKIN FLAVORED hot beverage in the process

2) Women who post about Halloween and how much they cant wait for it to be HALLOWEEN IN JULY.....

3)Women who have an unhealthy attachment to eating and drinking all things PUMPKIN SPICE FLAVORED

4) MILFS who like to hit on younger farm hands at the Pumpkin Patch

DUDE......tommy is in the barn right now banging one of those PUMPKIN SLUTS from Long Island.....

by BigLarry718 August 13, 2022