2 definitions by Def my real name

Monster Mash

When you bang a chick that has had multiple abortions. You know. Cause it's a graveyard smash.

Yo, dat loose chick from work had another abortion and got dumped by her man. Imma try to Monster Mash.

by Def my real name May 24, 2021

Stetson

Like a butt dial, but instead of placing a call, the act of sitting on your phone causes you to change your relationship status on Facebook.

Oh shit dawg! The chick I'm nailing thinks we exclusive now. We're a couple on Facebook, but I never clicked nothin! I must have pulled a Stetson when I climbed in my 91 Acura.

by Def my real name January 31, 2023