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The Student Room

A large student forum where you are treated as scum if your views aren't entirely left wing.

If you have negative views on homosexuality, immigration, animal rights, Islam or any other religion, or disagree with political correctness in any way, shape or form - Then you will be 'punished' with a thing called negative reputation, and once you have negative reputation, you will never be taken seriously again.

The people with enormous amounts of reputation are known as 'CUNTS'. These are the biggest idiots I've ever seen, and they hold the strongest left wing views. These people are the sort of people that get jobs as health and safety executives and ban christmas decorations because they pose a fire hazard. Or the sort of people that believe we should ban pigs and jews just in case they offend muslims.
User 1:
I think that 2 men raising a child poses a problem for that child as he or she will be relentlessly bullied in school because of it.

User 2:
DIE DIE DIE YOU FUCKING BIGOTTED NAZI SCUM! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, HITLER OR SOMETHING? NAH, HITLER WAS MUCH NICER THAN YOU!
HOW CAN YOU EVEN BEGIN TO THINK THAT GAYS SHOULDN'T RAISE CHILDREN?!? ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS?!! OF COURSE THEY SHOULD, THEY ARE MORE CAPABLE OF RAISING A CHILD THAN YOU! YOU FASCIST, RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING. I SHOULD WALK ROUND TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR IDIOCY. GAYS ARE PEOPLE TOO! GET THE FUCK OFF THE STUDENT ROOM, NOW!

*neg rep neg rep neg rep*
by Titsup March 16, 2009
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Graduate student syndrome

Graduate student syndrome includes those who've never held a job, their parents paid for their education, think that they know better than you outside of their discipline, can never be wrong, can't admit when they are wrong, and are insecure.
Jesse attempted to school his landlord with respect to property management law. He got his ass handed to him. He thinks that he knows everything and is never wrong. I think he's suffering from graduate student syndrome.
by kilday April 7, 2019
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university student

A stage in the life cycle of human beings; common precursor to politicians, hippies, CEO's, cab drivers, scientists, interns, and doctors. Also a reference to hipsters with overzealous aspirations for the environment.
John: "On my way to Nunavut, some miserable cunt of a hipster tried to tell me that polar bear hunting is harmful to the planet."

Henry: "You see Old Boy, that's the current juxtaposition of university students these days; if it isn't about a trend, it's about polar bears."
by -Y.F. September 23, 2013
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Drama Student syndrome

A strange ailment, the spread of which - despite the combined efforts of thousands of researchers and normal students - has increased a hundred-fold in the last ten years. DSS has spread rampantly through schools throughout the country with alarming speed. The worst affected are Performing Arts colleges, such as Guthlaxton in Wigston, UK. Many researchers and experts concur that DSS is to colleges as MRSA is to hospitals.

Drama Student syndrome is caused by a tiny tumor in the hypothalamus which prevents the release of serotonin or any form of mood-altering chemical, or at least any that cause positive emotion. The results of this are system-wide, including a sullen appearance and a tendency to cry for no reason. In about 1 in 2 cases, the tumour swells, causing a severe case of big-headedness.

The most common symptoms of Drama Student syndrome include developing black patches around the eyes, a compulsion to lie about everything and an addiction to emotional stress and complex social situations. This addiction is the most prominent symptom; you can easily discern a sufferer of DSS because they have dated more than 10 people in the last month, and when asked to explain what happened, they continue to talk until well after the Second Coming of Christ. NOTE: If you ever find yourself in this situation, I would recommend planning an essay or something in your mind; when they pause, just say 'Yeah' or 'Ok.' If you're married, you should have had plenty of practice at this.

Possibly the most bizarre symptom of DSS is the discharge of regular metal rings and bars which protrude from the skin of the ears, lips, nose, eyebrows, knuckles or wherever else the skin is loose enough to allow it. Some aspiring DSS sufferers (and there are more than you think, or are wanted) have sought to emulate these discharges by using a glorified stapler to fire pieces of metal into their skin. NOTE: you may seem to see this symptom in chavs, however the metal pieces embedded in their eyebrows or ears are not external discharge, so much as bullet fragments.

Neurological symptoms include severe narcissism, hedonism, pathogenic lying and exaggeration (i.e. 'I got SO drunk last night and I slept with 3 people!' when in fact they had a meager amount of alcohol and spent the night in the fetal position, crying and dry-heaving,) and the delusion that anyone gives a crap about what they say.

'Is there a cure,' you ask? The answer is yes, however it's quite long-term and painful. The latter is no obstacle; who wouldn't want to cause these disgusting nuisances a bit of pain? Cut off their alcohol supply, ween them off any drugs on which they are dependent, delete all their Bring Me The Horizon and My Chemical Romance MP3s, burn their Converse All-Stars (only if they're dirty and covered in marker pen,) do likewise with their jeans - sorry, their little sister's jeans and any clothes purchased from Primark. Remove the hair by any means! Razor, sheep-shears, lawnmower, whatever you can find. After a few weeks of healthy habits and constructive behaviour, they will either die of shock, or be cured and become contributive members of society.

A far quicker and more effective cure comes in the form of a loaded 12-gauge shotgun. The success rate is usually in the region of 90% to 100%, depending on your aim.
James: "Dude, you seen Chris's new haircut?"
Alex: "Oh?"
James: "It's all black and straight, and down over his eye."
Alex: "No! He has Drama student syndrome fer sure."
James: "Yeah..."
(Cocks shotgun)
James: "...such a shame."


(A normal conversation with a Drama student syndrome sufferer)
'Nemo': *sob* "My boyfriend dumped me!"
Neil: "uhuh, poor you."
'Nemo': (smiling through the tears) "I know! Isn't it *sob* AWFUL!"
Neil: "Sure."
'Nemo': "Hey look, some random guy!"
(Asks out the random guy.)
by Shatty Fatmas January 24, 2009
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Philosophy Student

1. A person who studies philosophy in school.
2. A person who has the ability to argue, prove anything and everything.
3. A person who has an existential crisis every 4 months.
4. A person who will need financial support from their parents/engineering friends after graduation.
5. A person who attends manyphilosophy student party's.
Sara: Whoah John, you look puzzled, what happened?
John: I'm not sure whether or not I really exist.
Sara: Well why the sudden confusion about your existence John?
John: I was just talking to my friend Billy, he's a philosophy student.
Sara: I see, that usualy happens when you talk to them. I try and avoid philosophy student encounters. Quick, let's get you to a science class fast!
by De Beauvoir's Boy January 26, 2005
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The Student Room

A place for cunt cookies to hang out and get to know each other, and discuss stupid issues that obviously need a GPs view instead of some teenage brat.
Also a place where REP is giving out by clicking a thumbs up or a thumbs down and leaving a comment like, "I like pizza"
Two examples from the student room

1. Hey Cerulean, a/s/l? lets meet up? ahahhahahahahah lololool lmao :) :):):)

2. "My penis is falling off, is this normal? should i see a doctor?"
by Wellerism October 13, 2008
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BTEC ICT student

Looked down upon in society, especailly by those in the 'Tansey' clan, a typical BTEC class is filled with A level rejects, alcoholics, chain smokers and wierdo's. Such an environment is extremely loud and it's more than a miricle that any level of productivity is achieved.

A normal BTEC student is unmotivated, avoids work where ever possible, lacks cash, enjoys playing cards during dinner breaks and spends many hours in 'the refectory'
A level student - 'Oi, BTEC, do a real course you loser'

BTEC ICT student - 'Get fucked you horrible geek'
by gM_eats_jelly February 4, 2009
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