Stroking the Cat

Receiving the "sex talk" in a less than conventional way from a figure of trust. This involves the stroking of the recipient's "cat" to illustrate the points raised within the talk.

Laura's father never was able to look her in the eye after stroking the cat.

by Courtly Manor April 26, 2010

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Strobing

(verb) the act of listening to the song "strobe" by deadmau5, henceforth living life to the fullest. Some have argued that it adds a 4th dimension the mundane reality of normal life, especially upon hitting the drop at 6:50.

Dude, I was strobin' today while studying for finals.

I don't know how people live life without strobing.

Dude, when I strobe, everything just makes sense.

Hey man, what are you doin?
I'm strobin' on my way to practice.

Dude, I creamed my levi's today when I hit the drop.
You were doing what?
Strobin'

by bonchburger5 October 6, 2012

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strumming my man banjo

the act of a man masturbating

ohhh dude i was so horny last night but my girls outta town so i had to spend the night strumming my man banjo

by jonbalbach June 29, 2009

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Ego Stroking

The act of masturbating to ones own image

"What a narcissist. I heard his little brother caught him ego stroking!"

by Cody Persun March 22, 2009

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Chocolate Grape Stomping

To bend some poor unsuspecting douchebag over and lube up his or her ass then proceed to lube up your feet all the way the way up to your knees. Slowly insert one foot at a time in said douchebags cornhole. When both feet are snugly inserted start mashing and stomping away at the chocolate grapes.

Dude, just because the coach likes to get a good chocolate grape stomping, it doesn't mean I should be the one to do it.

by DARRYL CRUTE December 11, 2006

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