Stradihsmus

It’s like strabismus the condition with the wandering eye but you do it while getting the dih. That stupid shit the porn actresses all do with their eye reactions that makes them look retarded when they’re getting their guts absolutely puréed in order to get their videos viral these days.

“Bro who’s your fave 🌽 star?”
“Ehhh call me a little old school but I like Carter Cruise”
“Hold up ain’t she the one that started the stradihsmus trend that they all do now to make it look like they’re getting cracked real good?”
“Yurrr that’s the one 🙂 ↕️”

by Daddy's Patties September 27, 2025

Strand your chip

When you strand a chip in your red iguana and now it’s stuck in the bag

“Hey! I want to strand your chip”

by DPonthem October 8, 2025

Stunad

Stunad means stupid in Italian-American. For a further breakdown you can go to Stunad.info

Who Johnny? He's fucking stunad that guy.

by SmutFinder December 7, 2025

dirty straddle

When a male is taking a shit, the female climbs on and rides his dick. While riding his dick she also shits between his legs straight into the toilet. Thus resulting in a dirty straddle.

Guy: "I have to shit and I'm horny."
Girl: "Me too."
Guy: "Want to dirty straddle?"
Girl: "Hell yeah!"

by WestSide Homedogs September 10, 2016

maja strand

Maja Strand is for the first a really really cool name. If your name is Maja Strand your most likely to become somthing big. Like the president of luxemburg. Maja strand means belive in somthing you never acomplished. xoxo

Girl "I want to become a duck:"
Boy " Oh your so Maja Strand."

by majastrand January 20, 2017

colby strader

One who enjoys getting anally raped and dipping

Wow he’s suck a Colby strader

by Ganny September 3, 2019

Racial Stranding

Or Racially Stranded. It happens when a multiracial person doesn't feel belong to either race of his parents. It is an "In Between" state.

Similar to Culture Stranding

Matt's white friends think he is to "Asian" and his Asian friends think he is too "White"; Matt is in a Racial Stranding

by Jove Hue October 16, 2019