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Strategic Shitting

Verb

The act of deficating in a area within your apartment on pieces of newspaper so one or more of your roomates will unsuspectingly step into it, hopefully barefoot. The best strategic shits are those that go unnoticed.
After a superb strategic shitting play outside of Sam's bedroom, all Larry could do was sit back and wait.
by Uncle Larry October 15, 2006
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Now THAT'S a pimped out strat!

the ultimate sign of passion and affection for a stratocaster guitar
PERSON 1! hey i got this new strat

PERSON 2! Now THAT'S a pimped out strat!
by marl December 17, 2006
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straphanger

someone from new york or new jersey and uses the word 'summer' as a verb. derived from the legend that they hang from straps on the subways.
come june all the straphangers will be coming back to summer on the island.
by dave4817 November 23, 2004
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strahinja

strahinja is a hot ass and he is cigan.He lives next to kica, she's hot too.Strahinja is a simp.Actually, heartbreaker.He is mean and he thinks that he can beat up little gasers,he is just a big gaser doe.
wow it's strahinja!
-let's go he's gonna steal your lunch money.
by katarina xd June 7, 2020
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strachan

A male camel toe. It can only be seen when wearing tight shorts or pants.
Those shorts are way too tight on him, you can see his Strachan.
by Chris Hellium January 19, 2008
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strathpeffer

A small town in the highlands of scotland that is stuck in the dark ages, mostly populated by old people who for unkown reasons, randomly wander the place all the time.
if you dont want your life sucked out of you stay away from strathpeffer
by rossco1992 September 2, 2009
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Stratagy

(strah-TAH-gee)

1. A form of marketing/customer service, focusing on making the customers' and/or clients' experience as horrendous and juvenile as possible.

2. An aura of completely unrequited doucheiness, usually followed with empty threats and boasts.

3. An infectious mental disorder rendering the victim unable to comprehend basic grammar and sentence structure; along with other effects such as terrible spelling and repeated use of the word 'bro'.
1. Ocean Marketing is making history as the first cooperation to use stratagy in all of it's customer-related programs.

2. Everyone reviled Terrance for his mastery of stratagy; it was impossible not to get an urge to punch him in the face.

3. Doctor, the patient is unable to form simple sentences and his IQ is dropping at an exponential rate; we are certain it must be Stratagy.
by ironlunch December 30, 2011
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