Carpet Stainer

When you pull-out and go to cum on a girl's belly, but your dick is too short and you end up cuming on her carpet (pubes), and she can't wash it out.

Benny is such a carpet stainer... you should've seen kitty rinsing and repeating her pubes.

by UNAMVU April 26, 2011

Mexican Staring Frog

A frog in an episode of South Park that kills anyone who stares into it's eyes.

The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka will kill anyone who gazes into it's eyes...

by Uzzi2 December 4, 2007

Straight off the dome

The action off coming up with an original idea or answer.

Justin: Eric, how in the world did you ace that Calc test?
Eric: Easy, it was straight off the dome.

by Straightoffthedome.com February 27, 2011

cherry stain

1) One of the most difficult stains to remove left when the juice of the cherry fruit drips on clothing.

2) A mess left on the sheets, in her panties, on the car seat, or where ever a girl looses her virginity if her hymen bleeds. Often the blood is mixed with seamen when the girl loses her virginity through unsafe sex.

Vivki had a hard time explaining the cherry stain in her underwear to her mother because her mother recognized the cum mixed in with it. She tried to tell her mom that she was on her period, but she knew that her mother had bought her sanitary napkins two weeks before so she probably wouldn't believe her. Her mom was upset because Vicki had sex on her first ever date, but was gentle as she told Vivki about safe sex. Vicki told her mom that she hopped Randy could get the cherry stain out of his bed sheets because they left a lot of blood and cum.

by BRD October 27, 2004

Straightback buffs

Expensive Cartier Frames.... Made from Buffalo Tusks.!!!!

Im bout to snatch that nigga All White Straightback Buffs.!!!
All White Buffies got the hoes Wanna Fuck Me.!!!!
" Im buffed up, Loafed Up"

by Rack Dropper October 23, 2009

straight girl crush

literally the worst thing to ever happen to a gay girl. a heartbreaking soul crushing feeling that will leave you feeling broken.

today i developed my 286th straight girl crush.

by bobjewlz November 6, 2019

straight dope

the plain, unvarnished truth, especially something that's hard to hear

A: What do you think of my girlfriend?
B: She's OK.
A: No, the straight dope.
B: The straight dope? OK. She's a conniving bitch who's using you for your car and to get back at her ex.

by pizzaf January 10, 2011