Stalker parking

The act of parking your car away from other cars. The person may not even be trying to look suspicious, but by default they become suspicious, especially in crowded areas with heavy traffic: Mall Parking lot, Restaurants, arriving late to a social event with a large crowd. This type of parking becomes more apparent when there are a lot of parking spaces available but you the person, for whatever reason, parks far away.

John: Have you seen Roy? He said he was going to be here 10 minutes ago.

Brandon: Wait, is that him? He drives that blue Ford pickup, right?

John: Yes, where is he?

Brandon: He's Stalker Parking. He is on the other side of the parking lot. He's the only one there waiting in his truck.

John: He has always been a Stalker Parker.

by Russell228 December 30, 2010

Stadder

The phenomenom where a staircase's angle of incline has been increased to that of a ladder while stil retaining its hand rail.

"Wow those are some steep stairs bro"

"Those aren't stairs fool, them's a stadder"

by Mayb 50 April 21, 2012

close-stander

One who violates the personal space of another by standing too close.

Ugh! I hate close-standers. I could feel the heat coming off his balls.

by the.puppet.man March 25, 2006

Stale Text

A text message that is received well after it was sent. This often makes the text pointless and/or no longer applicable.

It is ten o'clock, and I just got a text from Jim saying to meet them at the movies around eight.

Damn, I hate getting stale texts like that!

by djs477 December 29, 2009

Stalker Kink

A stalker Kink is a kink where you like to be watched by someone for a period of time. It can sometimes involve filming daily life, pictures, secret cameras and/or bugs.

I'd like my partner to watch me through out the day, it's a huge turn on for my Stalker Kink side.

by ThickerThanUrMom November 10, 2021

web stalker

Some who stalks someone else online via Forums, Instant messaging programs or other forms. Usually due to an infatuation with the stalkee.

Joe stalked Jen by posting only to her messages on forums.. This makes him a web stalker

by Mr Paul James August 2, 2006

Jock Stalker

Expressing a love or obsession for someone you see from time to time, but do not actually know them. It includes following them around, finding things out about them without them telling you, and developing plans to get closer to them.

-Man look, it's the University quarter back sitting a row in front of us, let's follow him after class!
-Dude, stop being such a Jock Stalker...

by HorsesEatApples November 21, 2010