The online username to most websites by one Tito Vazquez of Bremerton, Washington.
History: An AOL Screen name of Vazquez was 'SpecialSpork', and when advancing to the next stage of sporkiness, he was then known of as 'NowSporkier'. The username originates from the root of that AOL Screen name.
History: An AOL Screen name of Vazquez was 'SpecialSpork', and when advancing to the next stage of sporkiness, he was then known of as 'NowSporkier'. The username originates from the root of that AOL Screen name.
by Tito May 12, 2004
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The girl who all the ladies hate , but men love. She wears them short ass skirts and them low ass shirts. Greasy hooker, often cheap, usually can be found on the corner of main street picking up pennies. She may have an unforgetable odor of salmon and or cod fish. Or an unfogiving amount of incurable STDs. You may see her with fat bulging from her incredably tight clothes. You will never see her with any other slorks cause they tend to travel alone. She can never catch any decent men. Her standards are set to solid 2s and maybe even 3s.
If you see a slork casualy turn around and walk in the other direction and please call 1 800 puke in my mouth
The girl who all the ladies hate , but men love. She wears them short ass skirts and them low ass shirts. Greasy hooker, often cheap, usually can be found on the corner of main street picking up pennies. She may have an unforgetable odor of salmon and or cod fish. Or an unfogiving amount of incurable STDs. You may see her with fat bulging from her incredably tight clothes. You will never see her with any other slorks cause they tend to travel alone. She can never catch any decent men. Her standards are set to solid 2s and maybe even 3s.
If you see a slork casualy turn around and walk in the other direction and please call 1 800 puke in my mouth
1) "Do you smell that " "Smells like fish ... " "OH GOD ITS A SLORK"
2) "Where did all my pennies go?" "OMG that slork took em!"
2) "Where did all my pennies go?" "OMG that slork took em!"
by Annabelle+Nicoli August 22, 2010
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by ferret lover <3 69 October 9, 2008
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dude i got lad last night!, we were spooning and without even moving we began forking, what began as spooning turned into sporking!
by Bam-9 August 25, 2010
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Usually ends up being a virus if donwloaded.
Usually ends up being a virus if donwloaded.
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Features: Emulate "Steam", cheat on counter strike, and access hidden pentagon files.
Features: Emulate "Steam", cheat on counter strike, and access hidden pentagon files.
by Thadanator February 13, 2005
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I was sporking last night
by scozz1 April 29, 2009
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