A collaborative effort involving lube, dish soap and whipped cream. A group of people have to throw these three things across a room and make as much mess a physically possible to make a successful spleemjob.
Person 1: Do you guys want to do some spleeming today?
Person 2: Well we need a few more people but we could try a good spleemjob.
Person 2: Well we need a few more people but we could try a good spleemjob.
by UltimateSploinker January 8, 2025
Get the Spleeming mug.When you try to have sex with a former pretty girl whose appearance has drastically changed and your dick hides behind your spleen and won't come out.
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Get the Spleeling mug.when an alpha male (sigma) gets punched so hard in the spleen that he gets soa (sudden onset autism)
person 1: how are you today?
person 2: eeegghhhh
person 1: ooohhh spleensigma autism...
Spleensigma Autism: hey guys
Gurt: yo
person 2: eeegghhhh
person 1: ooohhh spleensigma autism...
Spleensigma Autism: hey guys
Gurt: yo
by cheesyWeeny August 27, 2025
Get the Spleensigma autism mug.I invented this term somewhere around 1983. My buddy almost always had weed and his mother was always suspicious, so she's listen to his phone calls. If I asked him if he had any weed or joints his mother would get pissed at the both of us. So I invented the word spleef so that I could inquire without tipping mom off. I'd call and ask "Have you seen any spleefs today?" She probably cought on eventually but it worked all that summer.
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