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Spleeming

A collaborative effort involving lube, dish soap and whipped cream. A group of people have to throw these three things across a room and make as much mess a physically possible to make a successful spleemjob.
Person 1: Do you guys want to do some spleeming today?
Person 2: Well we need a few more people but we could try a good spleemjob.
by UltimateSploinker January 8, 2025
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Spleen Dick

When you try to have sex with a former pretty girl whose appearance has drastically changed and your dick hides behind your spleen and won't come out.
Did you see her on Facebook? Used to be a hottie and now she just spleen dicked me.
by SpleendickUSA June 25, 2025
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Spleendick

What happens when you see a former pretty girl who is no longer attractive due to poor choices and your dick curls up inside you behind your spleen
You see April lately? That girl used to gorgeous but I just saw her and she gave me spleendick
by Albert Adams June 25, 2025
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Spleeling

The act of spelling so poorly that autocorrect cannot fix it.
I am often spleeling words wrong when texting my friends.
by Glorifunk August 7, 2025
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Spleensigma autism

when an alpha male (sigma) gets punched so hard in the spleen that he gets soa (sudden onset autism)
person 1: how are you today?
person 2: eeegghhhh
person 1: ooohhh spleensigma autism...
Spleensigma Autism: hey guys
Gurt: yo
by cheesyWeeny August 27, 2025
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spleef

I invented this term somewhere around 1983. My buddy almost always had weed and his mother was always suspicious, so she's listen to his phone calls. If I asked him if he had any weed or joints his mother would get pissed at the both of us. So I invented the word spleef so that I could inquire without tipping mom off. I'd call and ask "Have you seen any spleefs today?" She probably cought on eventually but it worked all that summer.
His spleef rolling resembled a pregnant watumba.
by FatdogTavern November 28, 2025
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cyber spleef

Hitting both a Juul and a Pax Era at the same time. Also known as a E-Moke
Kevin: "Let me hit a cyber spleef so I can sleep"
Thomas: "That's whats up"
by Aster Cornwallace February 13, 2018
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