by (//_-) May 12, 2009
Get the splunkindunkin mug.{sme-luhng-king} v. The act of exploring an orifice first with one's nose, to perhaps determine the safety of fully infiltrating said stink-hole. A simple whiff from the surface may not always suffice due to a sort of vapor lock or sealing situation, so you must go smelunking first to understand fully what you are getting into.
- "So how was that pussy last night man?"
- "It was a close call... I went smelunking first, to test ya know? And that misbehave cave was rotten!"
- "You're kidding!? She didn't look like a swamp donkey or anything!"
- "Yeah... Well cautious led to nauseous this time but it was for the better, I don't need that stinky pink."
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- "It was a close call... I went smelunking first, to test ya know? And that misbehave cave was rotten!"
- "You're kidding!? She didn't look like a swamp donkey or anything!"
- "Yeah... Well cautious led to nauseous this time but it was for the better, I don't need that stinky pink."
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by Falookie February 23, 2011
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"You know that nasty girl up that street just had a baby."
"Man, I wonder who had the nerve to go spefunking in that."
"Man, I wonder who had the nerve to go spefunking in that."
by 0hH41 December 28, 2011
Get the spefunking mug.sticking your dick in someones trachea hole, therefore bypassing the all to common throat fuck and proceeding to lung fuck the shit outta them.
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yea, in fact were meeting a couple of the guys and going spelunging!!
yea, in fact were meeting a couple of the guys and going spelunging!!
by coyote ridge librarian defines May 12, 2014
Get the spelunging mug.The act of clicking many links to web sites external to the one you're actively on in succession within one uninterrupted browsing section.
Typically one who is spelinking will find him/herself at sites with tangential or no topical relevance to the original site.
Typically one who is spelinking will find him/herself at sites with tangential or no topical relevance to the original site.
I was spelinking for a half hour. I started out at cnn.com and I ended up on youtube watching cat videos.
by dyspop June 14, 2015
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Hey bro how u doing today?
Lifes great bro i feel splunker.
Hey bro how u doing today?
Lifes great bro i feel splunker.
by TheSplunkerHimself October 12, 2017
Get the Splunker mug.Refers to an "in-depth" and through "exploration" of the transcript from a lengthy/boring/complicated speech. lecture, etc.
In an old late-'80's political-satire cartoon , John Tower is shown being sentenced for his alleged political improprieties; the "stiff penalty" that the judge imposes on Mr. Tower is spielunking the entire many-hundreds-of-pages-long Iran-Contra-affair investigation-report --- "May you die of boredom, Mr. Tower!"
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