by stoph April 6, 2005
 Get the speed hackmug.
Get the speed hackmug. A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016
 Get the Speed Runnermug.
Get the Speed Runnermug. by Speed gang Fan caleb Blancher  August 8, 2016
 Get the Speed gangmug.
Get the Speed gangmug. by Tony Danzas July 24, 2006
 Get the speed hacksmug.
Get the speed hacksmug. The competitive sport of trying to get the quickest time between meeting a girl for the first time and fingering her. Many "bros" compete with their "bros" to get the quickest time. Many times "bros" will be on a mission to speed finger before they meet the girl to get a quicker time.
Me and my bros went out to go speed fingering. I got a girl in 47 minutes and my homie did it in only 15 minutes!
by 7minrecordholder December 1, 2010
 Get the speed fingeringmug.
Get the speed fingeringmug. by Nick June 27, 2004
 Get the internet speedmug.
Get the internet speedmug. by macstever November 4, 2004
 Get the speed washmug.
Get the speed washmug.