by stoph April 07, 2005
A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 21, 2016
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by Tony Danzas July 24, 2006
by macstever November 04, 2004
by Nick June 27, 2004
The competitive sport of trying to get the quickest time between meeting a girl for the first time and fingering her. Many "bros" compete with their "bros" to get the quickest time. Many times "bros" will be on a mission to speed finger before they meet the girl to get a quicker time.
Me and my bros went out to go speed fingering. I got a girl in 47 minutes and my homie did it in only 15 minutes!
by 7minrecordholder November 30, 2010