shlardz

A very fast girl she runs so fast donny nd markel nd manny cant keep up---shes also fine asf boyz just cant keep they hands off of her nd them legs of hers r so sexy

Dony: your slow, beat im faster then u

Markel: your slow ma, bae im srry but i dont talk to slow ppl
Manny: stfu your sloww, lol ya kel we dont talk to slow ppl

Shlardz: man fuck yall! Beat im fast big bitch 😭
-----2 days later they see shlardz run-----
Donny:god damn 😍
Markel: bae slide ma way 😍
Manny: shit u still slow buhh 😍
Shlardz: lmao fuck a duck

by Sexyndfast March 21, 2017

salaried slave

A funny way to call an employee.

Slave owners figured out that they can exploit human beings more profitably by tricking them and enslaving them covertly. The trick works like this. Employers post a help wanted ad, interview candidates and hire the ones they see will be more productive. They pay each employee a salary. By hiring a worker employers, some of who are in reality slave masters, have shifted the burden of maintaining a slave from themselves to the employee because now the employee is the one who must obtain his or her own food, clothing, shelter, and transportation. That is what salaries are for, and that's why some 'Help Wanted' ads should really be called 'Slave Wanted' ads, some employees a 'salaried slave,' and some employers 'slave masters.'

by but for December 24, 2017

Salarious

Something that is sad and hilarious at the same time.

My family treats me like shit, salarious.

by Lefty Malone December 7, 2018

sclarge

When you see Large Man, specifically of white descent who supports West Ham Football Club.

Is that tubby sclarge?

by Sora2Kashy March 24, 2022

Slart Sauce

A mysterious liquid substance that has an unknown color and can be produced in the Slart Layer Only. This liquid is highly contagious and is rumored to be able to enhance hunger.

Did you see that kid's bathroom? Looks like slart sauce in there!

by Slarticious February 25, 2022

Salaryman

A Japanese wagecuck

A salaryman works long hours.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh July 15, 2022

Shlart

When human feces exit the male genitalia with extreme force. Similar to silly string.

Jeffery shlarted all over his first grade class

by GIMOOSH October 22, 2022