1. The enemy of every gamer/anime fan out there.
2. Middle aged women who drive their kids around from school to activities in SUVs and have absolutely no driving skils. I mean reallly. They cause most of the accident on the roads. They also try to cancel anything that has a message, such as anime, music, internet sites, video games, and love. These fuckers really need to be shot.
2. Middle aged women who drive their kids around from school to activities in SUVs and have absolutely no driving skils. I mean reallly. They cause most of the accident on the roads. They also try to cancel anything that has a message, such as anime, music, internet sites, video games, and love. These fuckers really need to be shot.
Me: Yeah, so I was listening to Green Day the other day, and-
Soccer Mom: Don't say that name around my children! I'm telling your mothers!
Friend: What the...fuck off, we're talking here!
Soccer Mom: OHMYGOODNESSHOWDAREYOUSAYSUCHAWORDTOMEI'MGOINGTOGETEERYTHINGYOUKNOWANDLOVECANCELLEDANDTHEN-
Me:(Pulls out gun and shoots) Bitch. Now where's my Foamy the squirrel?!?!?!
Soccer Mom: Don't say that name around my children! I'm telling your mothers!
Friend: What the...fuck off, we're talking here!
Soccer Mom: OHMYGOODNESSHOWDAREYOUSAYSUCHAWORDTOMEI'MGOINGTOGETEERYTHINGYOUKNOWANDLOVECANCELLEDANDTHEN-
Me:(Pulls out gun and shoots) Bitch. Now where's my Foamy the squirrel?!?!?!
by yoyobling October 13, 2004
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To perform the Alaskan shocker, you need to get a rubber glove. You need to tape down the ring finger, and then poop inside the glove, making sure the poop gets down to all of the fingers. Put the poop filled glove in the freezer, and wait until it is frozen solid.
Now that you've done the prep work, you can use it to shock the lady you are with.
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To perform the Alaskan shocker, you need to get a rubber glove. You need to tape down the ring finger, and then poop inside the glove, making sure the poop gets down to all of the fingers. Put the poop filled glove in the freezer, and wait until it is frozen solid.
Now that you've done the prep work, you can use it to shock the lady you are with.
See shocker and Alaskan Pipeline
I waited all day for my Alaskan Shocker to freeze, but it was totally worth it! That bitch loved it!
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Get the suckerbitch mug.After eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, then perceeded to "shock" your partner with your finger licking good greasy fingers which act as lube for a double shocker straight to the anal dwellings.
As in "Oh Diego, what is that, It's marvelous ". Justa little trick I picked up from the Colonel called the Kentucky Fried Shocker. Usually performed by a person of Spanish descent with the name Juan, Carlos, and in most cases Diego.
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