SCOUSER

I am a scouser. and to all those people who are saying that we are chave n cunts and wear lacoste shell suits steal car and mobile phones live in council flat and on benfits its a load of shizz.

we have the fittest accent ever the most kind and well humoured people and the best footy team going LIVERPOOL. the people who wrote these have probly never been to Liverpool and don't even know what is it like and yes some people do steal cars and that but it happens every were. everyone is just so sterotipic of Scouses and Liverpool and probly all the people who wrote these are Mancs and Wools!

Liid Liid,, lets go rob off with that phone - Sterotipic view on scousers

by Hannah2oo7x December 18, 2007

Scouser

Someone from liverpool.
also known as complete scum, whos accent makes everyone just wannna rip there vocal cords out. Scouse twats tend to think there 'ardd when really there joust pillocs in shell suit who a goood old manc could take out any day.

what dya call a scouser in a suit?
the accused

by scousehatersssss January 23, 2009

sloush

to cum in a girls butthole and drink it with a straw.

that girl is fine. i'd sloush her

by steffan loudon April 10, 2007

snausage

A little black Scottish Terrier, named Dog Vader, that causes havoc, mayhem, and chaos. He will not listen to anyone but dad. Likes to run off at warp speed.....and just before he disappears over the hill......looks at mom and screams "FUCK YOU!!!" in dog language......and then continues running off at warp speed.

Vader sitting in the middle of the yard.
Mom: Vader......get over here!!
Vader runs at warp speed up the hill with mom chasing him.
Mom returns 15 minutes later sweaty, dirty, and pissed off.
Dad walks outside: Where is Vader?
Mom: That little fucking snausage ran off!!!
Dad: (calling in a medium tone) VADER!!
Vader pops out of the bushes beside dad like he was there the whole time.

by ErthBndMsft September 25, 2013

scouse

i bet u have never heard of this before but it's actually a type of music

thats right a type of music

i myself am one of the many scouse dj's

scouse dj's remix songs from the uk top 40 and other well known tunes aswell as making their own

kb project, alex k, jc project, ls system, bass slammers, ghetto busterz, dna, tim dawes, dj, riley, dj ian t, dj mercer and of course myself are just some of the many scouse dj's

if you wan't any more info on this music go to

www.wkd-sounds.com
www.bouncytunez.net

person1: scouse music rules!
person2: yay lol i just remixed a miley cyrus tune aswell as a christmas tune
person1: sounds awesome
person2: it sounds even better through huge speakers

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 12, 2009

scousers

scousaa's rnt robbin lil cunts allrite!
n alsoo der nt:
smelly!
drugies!
sluts,slags or CAM WHORES!

n soo fkn wot iv ppl bounce rnd in trakys, all lads shud wear:
timberland tracky (black)
north face coat (black)
black gloves
black lowie
trainies :P

nt like those swetty ugly wools n mancs wiff der: (gurls)
slak bak jelled hair in a fkn bun sittin on der edd
big fake gold earings in
a rebok traky jacket on wiff a belly top n a slutyy skirt n trainies haha lol

whaa mancs n wools wear: (boiis)
swetty lil rebok trakys white <<<---WTF! lol
gay trainies (lotto)
jelled hair EEE!

SCOUSAA WURDS!
BOSS / GREAT
LARR / MATE/FRIEND
BIZZIES / POLICE
BEVVEED / DRUNK
SPLIFF / ROLIIE
JOINT / SPLIFF WII WEED OR ROCKY
GARYZZ / ECSTADY
FIT! / SHEXII, GAWJUSS, MEE!
DIVVY / STUPIID
SMELLY,SWETTY, DICKLESS FUKERS / MANCS
L.F.C <<<---- CHAMPOINS!

LIVAAPOOL ROCKS!!!

SAYINZZ:
runnin rnd likee a *blue assed fly*
eeee luks likee daa unchbak ov *notradam!*
eeee's gtta *mouwf* likee a parish oven
mee gobs (mouwf) like thaa bottum ovv a *burdcage!*
mee *nosee* is runnin like a glass blowaa ass!
bald asaa melon!
yaa as *awkwad* ass yaa 'alf daft daaa
eee's gtta *personality* likea lumpaa dog shit!

GOO SICK !

SCOUSERS RULE !

by CHARLOTTE&&ELLE January 13, 2008

snobster

What people are calling asmallworld.net, an exclusive Facebook-like site for the super-rich, powerful and connected. You must be invited by a trusted member to get access to the site. Also, you must use perfect English and behave properly, or else the site administrators will kick you out.

After Michael scored the lead role in the newest summer blockbuster by Steven Spielberg, he was invited to snobster, aka asmallworld.net by a producer.

by Hiji Man January 9, 2008