Grocery Snake

An extremely large and long piece of fecal matter

"Aw dude that shit was a grocery snake"

by Travis May 5, 2004

one-eyed snake

A name for penis or cock.

Take a look at the size of that guy's one-eyed snake!

by Mark C. September 16, 2005

Snake in the Grass

Your girlfriend's "Guy Friend" who never chooses to talk about you with her, comment on pictures of you and her, and never ever makes an effort to meet you. The worst part is, your innocent girlfriend will always deny and defend him because he's seemingly so "nice and friendly" when you call his actions out.

He's the Punk Bitch who secretly loves your girlfriend and will strike at any weak moment in your relationship.

"Man, that guy is a real SNAKE IN THE GRASS... better look out for him"

by Gh0st01 November 18, 2009

Snake Shower

Noun:
A barrage of cocks, usually in a prison shower used as either a punishment or an initiation for those considered faint of heart.

we on that snake shower flow

by Epic Bread Man December 7, 2010

snake charmer

(n) A man or woman who has substantial experience in working another person's penis

I've been licking dicks for over a decade now, I'm a snake charmer.

by J-Ru September 15, 2003

Snake around the Bush

The act of wrapping the penis around the sac-region. Thus, giving off the appearance of a snake wrapped around a bush. Also, the term reflects the aggression of the penis as a snake and protecting its "two best friends" from the vagina.

"Dood, did you hear TL scared off his girlfriend by whippin' out 'Snake around the bush' ?"

"Dood yeah- she cried for like six hours."

by cannibalcamel May 5, 2010

snaked

When a deceitful human literally slithers around behind someone's back and screws them over without the mark knowing it

1. Caitlin snaked the fuck out of that guy
2. Can you believe how they snaked me out of a job?? What a bunch of legless slitherin' fucks.

by therealnga September 10, 2019