Seattle Slurper

When you ejaculate inside your girl's coffee cup and she drinks it, thinking it was coffee creamer.

Hey Jim! I gave Vanessa a Seattle Slurper last night when we had coffee!

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by LarryManAllDay September 8, 2016

seattle sonic boom

When you jump on a pregnant woman's stomach and the baby flies out at the speed of sound.

When Felipe's wife went into labor, he Seattle sonic boomed that bitch, and out popped a bouncing baby boy.

by fultzz March 22, 2017

seattle sunny day

Overcast skies and light drizzle.

The light rain falling over Los Angeles was nothing more than a Seattle sunny day.

by Midnight Noon January 11, 2017

seattle juice

you're never gonna know what seattle juice is

Hey dude, do you know what seattle juice is?
You'll never know what seattle juice is.

by wetnutnigga69 May 21, 2017

Seattle squish patty

When a woman deficates on a man's chest, she then proceeds to stomp on his chest making a perfect patty

Similar to waffle stomping

Grace gave Pat a good ol' seattle squish patty and broke his ribs

by Peestains558 November 17, 2017

seattle 12

First number retired for Seattle Seahawks fans.

I am a Seattle 12.

by Kobey SUdA January 10, 2018

Seattle style

Getting phenomenal head on vacation in a hotel room

Man I heard Jordan last night in the other room getting the old Seattle style

by Antman and the cock July 19, 2019