Definitions by fultzz

seattle sonic boom 

When you jump on a pregnant woman's stomach and the baby flies out at the speed of sound.

When Felipe's wife went into labor, he Seattle sonic boomed that bitch, and out popped a bouncing baby boy.

seattle sonic boom by fultzz March 22, 2017

u.s.s. floater 

defocating in a bathtub as your partner proceeds to bathe in your fecal matter.

shaniqua really enjoyed the u.s.s. floater instead of playing with her rubber ducky.

u.s.s. floater by fultzz May 25, 2010