seattle sonic boom

When you jump on a pregnant woman's stomach and the baby flies out at the speed of sound.

When Felipe's wife went into labor, he Seattle sonic boomed that bitch, and out popped a bouncing baby boy.

by fultzz March 22, 2017

u.s.s. floater

defocating in a bathtub as your partner proceeds to bathe in your fecal matter.

shaniqua really enjoyed the u.s.s. floater instead of playing with her rubber ducky.

by fultzz May 25, 2010