fultzz's definitions

u.s.s. floater

defocating in a bathtub as your partner proceeds to bathe in your fecal matter.

shaniqua really enjoyed the u.s.s. floater instead of playing with her rubber ducky.

by fultzz May 25, 2010

seattle sonic boom

When you jump on a pregnant woman's stomach and the baby flies out at the speed of sound.

When Felipe's wife went into labor, he Seattle sonic boomed that bitch, and out popped a bouncing baby boy.

by fultzz March 22, 2017