Saddle Faggot

1. A Gay Cowboy

Andy: "hey bob, i just saw 1 cowboy blowing this other cowboy off behind a tree."

Bob: "Must be saddle faggots."

by Anonymousman0 June 1, 2011

Saddle-slut

Some one with a profusely big nose and can not keep her legs shut and will suck your wallet dry. Almost like a suck-you-bus but one that puts out to a new guy every night spreading S.T.Ds.

Look out lads here comes a saddle-slut, keep your pants on and your wallets closed.

by urbancuntbag March 7, 2009

Saddle Bags

Extra belly fat and skin that hangs down on each hip of a plump individual.

That Knob Goblin sure had some huge saddle bags!

by Fuckthatnoise May 6, 2015

saddle back

To return to one's place of origin, if that place is in the country.

I'm rite dang tired of this citaay, I'm gunna saddle back to meh trailer in the woods and shoot me sumthin.

by Garbunkle March 31, 2009

Side Saddle

Leaving a turd beside the seat of the toilet.

He left a side saddle at that bitches house

by kobiek June 6, 2010

Saddlecrack

a nickname given to a school located in Santa Ana, CA called Saddleback. Saddlecrack is used to show a rather poignant dislike for the school mainly because they do not exceed particularly well in sports or academics.

Man, we're playing Saddlecrack tomorrow.

by Joe the hoe fo show May 11, 2009

Dirty Saddleback

When you and your partner are having sex, one partner gets into doggy style receiving position while the other partner gets on top of the other partner as a person might mount a horse. They then continue to defecate upon their partner's back and slide the feces around all over the partner's back. The slop upon their back and the other partner's genital area resembles a saddle.

Katie: I was having sex with Joe last night, and went into doggy position when suddenly he got on top of me and pulled a dirty saddleback!

Sally: Oh my gawd! I wish Stan would do that. So hot!!

by dirtysaddlebacker March 28, 2011