Smart Phone

A wireless device that spends most of its time tethered to a charging cable.

Birds ate my Smart Phone battery - you have a spare ipod cable lying around?

by Manny Dalavera August 6, 2012

A sweet boy who luvs you forever and is smart and handsome and he is sweet OMGGG <3

Bob he is so CUTTEEEEEE

HE IS SO CUTE ✨✨✨✨✨UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWU✨✨✨✨✨

A sweet boy who luvs you forever and is smart and handsome and he is sweet OMGGG <3

by Stupid Af July 4, 2021

smart tard

A person who is smart when it comes to some things, but retarded when it comes to others.

She's book smart, but when it comes to street smart, she's retarded. That girl's a smart tard.

by Smart tards friend January 28, 2008

Smarta morgana

The phenomenon of assuming to have spotted an empty parking spot and realizing - when approaching further - that the parking spot is already occupied by a Smart car that could not be seen from a further distance.

"There's a free parking spot over there between the SUVs!"

(approaching)

"Damn, it's already occupied by a Smart. The SUVs are blocking the view"

"That's a clear-cut case of a Smarta morgana"

by hoschi October 23, 2009

Smartassm

the use of sarcasm when others fail to recognize its use. The most obvious form of sarcasm one may use before turning their back on someone.

Susan didn't quite understand that I couldn't care less about about her new job, but my smartassm was lost on her.

by Doctor Drew February 28, 2010

smart on

An engorged penis (or its metaphorical equivalent, a state of sexual or quasi-sexual arousal) that results from intellectual stimulation.

Baby, the way your tongue trips across the philosophical terminology and so cleverly articulates the existential quandary--you really give me a smart on.

by joelmw October 23, 2010

Skurt Cobain

It means you shoot yourself while driving a vehicle

“Finna pull a Skurt Cobain”

by OneCheekWonder August 17, 2021